The Only Meme Coin That Actually Mines... Your Patience 💎
Powered by Pure Hopium
Mining Dreams Since 2024
Roadmap to Riches
Our totally serious and definitely achievable plan 📈
Launch on Pump.fun
🚀 ReadyPhase 1: Genesis
Deploy on the degen playground where dreams are made and wallets are emptied
Meme it into existence
🎭 MemeingPhase 2: Existence
Spam every crypto group with our superior memes until we become reality
Hit Solana trending
📈 PumpingPhase 3: Trending
Become the talk of Solana Twitter, probably for all the wrong reasons
Get called a scam on X (achievement unlocked)
🏆 InevitablePhase 4: Achievement
True success is when random accounts with 3 followers call you a rugpull
Dump on a CEX listing (optional)
💎 MaybePhase 5: Optional Boss
Get listed on an exchange just to watch everyone panic sell. Classic move.
Ready to Hash It Out? 🚀
Join the mining revolution that's definitely not just another meme coin